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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.