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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Jan 22, 2026

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Jan 22, 2026

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Jan 22, 2026

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Jan 22, 2026

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Jan 22, 2026

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Jan 22, 2026

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Jan 22, 2026

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Jan 22, 2026

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Jan 22, 2026

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Jan 22, 2026

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Jan 22, 2026Feb 27, 2026

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Jan 22, 2026

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Jan 22, 2026

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Jan 22, 2026

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Jan 22, 2026

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Jan 22, 2026

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Jan 22, 2026

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Jan 22, 2026

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Jan 22, 2026

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Jan 22, 2026

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Jan 22, 2026

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Jan 21, 2026

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Jan 21, 2026

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Jan 21, 2026

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Jan 21, 2026

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Jan 21, 2026

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Jan 21, 2026

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Jan 21, 2026

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Jan 21, 2026

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Jan 21, 2026

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Jan 21, 2026

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Jan 21, 2026

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Jan 21, 2026

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Jan 21, 2026

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Jan 21, 2026

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Jan 21, 2026

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Jan 20, 2026

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Jan 20, 2026

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Jan 20, 2026

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Jan 20, 2026