Commentary:
Well, at least he didn't have to worry about carrot shortages 🥕😂🐰
188 Funny movie quotes
Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.
Commentary:
Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.
Commentary:
I guess it's impolite to ask a robot his age 🤖🕐 #AgelessAI
Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.
Commentary:
Adding my own director's commentary with a side of laser precision 🎬🔦😂
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
Commentary:
Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
Commentary:
Turning green with laughter! 😂🟢
“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.
Commentary:
When the door closes behind your family, tranquility officially kicks off! 🏡🚪😌✨
Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”
Commentary:
Why does Prime Video feel like a friend who's always "accidentally" out of cash when it's time to pay the tab? 💸😂
Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.
Commentary:
Suddenly, I’m grateful to movie soundtracks for doing what my Spotify algorithm couldn’t—finding musical gems, one epic car chase at a time! 🎶🎬🎵
They should make a biopic of just some random guy.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make a biopic about the guy who bought them 🍋🎬😂