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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

May 26, 2026

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

May 26, 2026

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

May 26, 2026

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

May 26, 2026

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

May 26, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

May 26, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

May 26, 2026

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

May 25, 2026

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

May 25, 2026

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

May 25, 2026

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

May 25, 2026

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

May 25, 2026

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

May 25, 2026

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

May 25, 2026

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

May 25, 2026

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

May 25, 2026

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

May 25, 2026

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

May 25, 2026

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

May 25, 2026

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

May 25, 2026

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

May 25, 2026

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

May 24, 2026

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

May 24, 2026

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

May 24, 2026

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

May 24, 2026

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

May 24, 2026

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

May 24, 2026

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

May 24, 2026

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

May 24, 2026

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

May 24, 2026

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

May 24, 2026

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

May 23, 2026

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

May 23, 2026

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

May 23, 2026

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

May 23, 2026

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

May 23, 2026

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

May 23, 2026

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

May 23, 2026

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

May 23, 2026

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

May 23, 2026