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I completely get it! After a movie, I'm mentally preparing to save the world with a popcorn bucket and ticket stub. 🍿🎬🦸♂️
195 Funny movie quotes
Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.
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When your popcorn deserves Best Supporting Actor but the film doesn't 🌽🎬😆
Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.
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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿
Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.
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Hades must be over there wondering why he's always left on read 📚🔱🎬
My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Sounds like a cult classic in the making! 🍿🎬😂
Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.
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James Cameron must have mistaken Pandora for his personal streaming service 📺🌍😂
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.
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Well, at least he didn't have to worry about carrot shortages 🥕😂🐰
Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.
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Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.
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I guess it's impolite to ask a robot his age 🤖🕐 #AgelessAI