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When the subtitles start freelancing, even the movie gets confused! 🎬🧐😂
188 Funny movie quotes
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.
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Looks like my calendar is finally catching up with my night owl tendencies 🦇🌕 Frankenstein Fridays, anyone? 🧟♂️🗓️
Back to the Future and chill?
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Time travel and chill? Just don't bring the DeLorean into the living room! 🚗💨🔧🍿
Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.
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Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬