186 funny movie quotes - Page 5 - Wordgag

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

May 21, 2026

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

May 21, 2026

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

May 21, 2026

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

May 21, 2026

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

May 21, 2026

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

May 21, 2026

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

May 21, 2026

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

May 21, 2026

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

May 21, 2026

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

May 20, 2026

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

May 20, 2026

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

May 20, 2026

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

May 20, 2026

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

May 20, 2026

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

May 20, 2026

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

May 20, 2026

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

May 20, 2026

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

May 20, 2026

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

May 20, 2026

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

May 19, 2026

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

May 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

May 19, 2026

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

May 19, 2026

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

May 19, 2026

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

May 19, 2026

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

May 19, 2026