Related Funny Quotes
- When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.
- I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
- If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
- That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
- I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.