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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Shared recently on Discord:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Spotted on YouTube:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Spotted on YouTube:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Spotted on Twitch:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Spotted on X:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Going viral on Pinterest:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Reported on Slack:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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