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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Making waves on WeChat:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Going viral on Reddit:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Broadcasted on Threads:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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76 shares on Twitch this month:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

71 shares on Threads this month:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Spotted on Slack:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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