This wouldnโt happen to me if I were a huge dragon. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If only I could breathe fire, no one would mess with me ๐๐ฅ Related funny posts ๐ค How are they running out of oxygen if theyโre breathing it right back into the submarine? I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess. Uh oh, said somethinโ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.