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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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If only I could breathe fire, no one would mess with me 🐉🔥

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged creature, dragon, fantasy, happen, huge, humor, i, me, mythical, mythical creature, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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