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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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"Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 'kids who listen' – quite the mythical creature indeed, rumored to be even more mysterious than a unicorn that pays its bills on time!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged creature, fantasy, humor, irony, kid, kids, listening, love, mythical, mythical creature, unicorn, vampire, werewolf on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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