I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 'kids who listen' – quite the mythical creature indeed, rumored to be even more mysterious than a unicorn that pays its bills on time!" Related funny posts 🤝 If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops. My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested. I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man. My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating. I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.