Funny newborn quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

  Commentary:
  Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

  Commentary:
  Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

  Commentary:
  "Offering advice in your late 20s to someone in their early 20s is like a toddler trying to guide a newbie on their very first steps in the wide world of adulthood! 🧒👶 While your intentions might be well-meaning, there's no denying the comical mismatch in experience levels. Just remember, we're all in this chaotic journey together! 🌟😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

  Commentary:
  Well, can you really blame them? 😂👶 It's like they were enjoying their cozy studio apartment and suddenly got served an eviction notice by the womb landlord! 🏠🚫 #WombToRoom

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