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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Well, can you really blame them? 😂👶 It's like they were enjoying their cozy studio apartment and suddenly got served an eviction notice by the womb landlord! 🏠🚫 #WombToRoom

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, being, cry, eviction, humor, joke, newborn, parenting on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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