Been whispering βI like invented herβ about my newborn every few hours. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. π€πΆ #PatentPending" Related funny posts π€ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever. Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study. I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but itβs like a circus in my head. Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% βooohh, this one has a pretty label.β