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Funny online quotes capture the chaos and comedy of our digital lives! πŸ˜‚πŸ’» Whether it’s the endless scrolling, accidentally sending the wrong message, or trying to act like you’re not procrastinating, these quotes remind us that the online world is full of funny moments. After all, when in doubt, the internet always has something ridiculous to make us laugh! πŸ€³πŸŒπŸ˜†

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œYou’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine being social on social media.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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