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Social media may have been a mistake.

3 months ago

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

3 months ago

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

3 months ago

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

3 months ago

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

3 months ago

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

3 months ago

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

3 months ago

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

3 months ago

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

3 months ago

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

3 months ago

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

3 months ago

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

3 months ago

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

3 months ago

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

3 months ago

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

3 months ago

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

3 months ago

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

3 months ago

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago