Funny pet owner quotes

• I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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  1 month ago

  activity, behavior, cat, dominance, entertainment, funny activity, humor, mischievous, over, owner, pet, pet behavior, pet owner, playful, reason, room, unexpected

• Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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  1 month ago

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• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  1 month ago

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• Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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  1 month ago

  bath, care, day, dog, dog owner, funny moment, knowing, looking, lovingly, moment, owner, pet, pet care, pet owner, ruin, ruin day

• When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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  1 month ago

  activity, bring, dog, dog treat, humor, i, never, outdoor, outdoor activity, owner, people, people treat, pet, pet owner, take, treat, walk

• Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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  2 months ago

  excuse, excuse me, humor, manners, me, owner, pet, pet owner, politeness, rude, say, walk, walking, walking by

• Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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  3 months ago

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• Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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  4 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, balcony, behavior, cat, emotion, even, explain, human, human emotion, humor, i, jump, owner, pet, pet owner, trying, want, well, why

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