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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal humor, cats, day, domestic, domestic life, every, gratitude, home, house, humor, i, life, live, me, owner, pet, pet owner, thank on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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