Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺" Related funny posts 🤝 One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower. Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler. If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!