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Playful quote about boldly wearing a hairy T-shirt to a fancy restaurant.

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Commentary:
Isn't that the newest fashion statement? Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged black, black T-shirt, casual, casual wear, clothing, dining, fine, fine dining, hair, humor, i, mind, owner, pet, pet hair, pet owner, restaurant, t-shirt, wear on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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