Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Isn't that the newest fashion statement? Pet hair is the new black! πΎπ€ Related funny posts π€ Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it. The Princess and the Pea, except itβs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day. Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again. I wear black because itβs slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.