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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.
My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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3 months ago
Share →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious private number caller – the real MVP of avoiding conversations! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Let's give a round of applause to the art of dodging phone calls with a touch of sass. #RespectYourPrivacyButAlsoMyPeace ✌️📵"
3 months ago
Share →: Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Commentary:
Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you're wide awake wondering what surprises await! 📞💍😂
3 months ago
Share →: If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Commentary:
"Desperate times call for desperate measures! 📱🔥 Just make sure you bring your A-game when crashing that live stream… and maybe a sense of humor too! 😄 Here's to hoping she finds your bold move endearing! 🕺🏻💥"
3 months ago
Share →: I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Commentary:
"Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️

Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"
3 months ago
Share →: Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
3 months ago
Share →: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Commentary:
"Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that's a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!"
3 months ago
Share →: Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy we feel towards our phones for having the luxury of a sudden 'death' and a brief escape from the constant notifications and demands of our modern world. If only we could also switch off so effortlessly and unapologetically!"
4 months ago
Share →: Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect: the tiny drunk roommate in your phone who thinks they're a spelling genius but really just creates a comedy of errors."
4 months ago
Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"