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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Jan 30, 2026

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Jan 30, 2026

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Jan 30, 2026

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Jan 30, 2026

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Jan 30, 2026

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Jan 30, 2026

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Jan 30, 2026

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Jan 30, 2026

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Jan 30, 2026

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Jan 30, 2026

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Jan 30, 2026

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Jan 29, 2026

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Jan 29, 2026

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Jan 29, 2026

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Jan 29, 2026

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Jan 29, 2026

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Jan 29, 2026

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Jan 29, 2026

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Jan 29, 2026

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Jan 29, 2026

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Jan 29, 2026

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Jan 29, 2026

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Jan 29, 2026

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Jan 29, 2026

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Jan 29, 2026

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Jan 29, 2026

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Jan 29, 2026

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Jan 29, 2026

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Jan 29, 2026

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Jan 29, 2026

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Jan 29, 2026

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Jan 29, 2026

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Jan 29, 2026

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Jan 29, 2026

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Jan 29, 2026

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Jan 29, 2026

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Jan 29, 2026

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Jan 29, 2026

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Jan 29, 2026

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Jan 28, 2026