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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy we feel towards our phones for having the luxury of a sudden 'death' and a brief escape from the constant notifications and demands of our modern world. If only we could also switch off so effortlessly and unapologetically!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break, die, humor, jealousy, just, phone, rest, technology on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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