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Humorous text about courtroom antics, referencing a lawyer wanting to check their phone.

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Commentary:
"Your honor, my client requests a brief recess to engage in a stimulating game of Candy Crush! 🍭⚖️ Let's admit it, even justice could use a little swipe and tap now and then. #PhoneDefenseWinning"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bit, client, court, distraction, honor, humor, joke, legal, little, phone, play on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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