Funny planned quotes

• I have more trips planned than I have money.

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  2 months ago

  budget, finance, humor, i, money, planned, planning, travel, trip

• Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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  2 months ago

  feelings, humor, i, lot, plan, planned, relationship, surprise

• Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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  2 months ago

  God, gratitude, humor, i, job, lottery, me, money, planned, prayer, ready, thank, thank you, win

• I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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  2 months ago

  along, am, day, easy, exactly, expectations, fun, fun person, humor, i, imagination, interruption, layout, person, planned, planning, variation

• Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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  2 months ago

  day, going, having, humor, i, least, life, myself, plan, planned, pregnancy, pregnancy test, relief, remind, reminder, still, stress, stress relief, take, test, thing

• Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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  2 months ago

  anytime, cult, estate, estate sale, good, good time, humor, plan, planned, sale, sales, something, soon, time, trying, wild, wild plan

• I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, coffee, couch, done, everything, humor, i, planned, planning, relaxation, Sunday, weekend

• Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, just, life, mean, mistake, parents, planned

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