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Witty thank-you note expressing gratitude and hope for a lottery win in a humorous tone.

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Commentary:
"Dear God, thank you for the job, but just in case you're feeling extra generous… I'm here, waiting with open arms and a winning ticket πŸ™πŸŽ‰πŸ’Έ #InGodWeTrustAndWin"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged God, gratitude, humor, i, job, lottery, me, money, planned, prayer, ready, thank, thank you, win on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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