I have more trips planned than I have money. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Planning trips like a millionaire, budgeting like a college student! 💸✈️😅 Related funny posts 🤝 A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get. College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world. I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet. Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money? I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.