Funny plumber quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the plumber's not the only one who's good with pipes! 🚰🔧 Giving Google a run for its money, one review at a time! 😄👍 #PlumbingHumor #GoogleReviewRating"

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