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Funny plumber quotes

Funny plumber quotes bring a splash of humor to the world of pipes and leaks 💧😂 Whether you’re dealing with a clogged drain or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines will make you chuckle while appreciating the unsung heroes of plumbing 🛠️🚰 Get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments that prove even the toughest jobs can have a playful side!

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Posted on2 months ago

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Posted on2 months ago

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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