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Humorous text imagining Jesus as a plumber instead of a carpenter.

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Commentary:
He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, carpenter, humor, i, Jesus, joke, know, plumber, religion, thing, think, water on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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