If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! π°π¦·π" Related funny posts π€ Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. My dentist plays country music, so itβs like a double torture. Dentist appointments are so weird. βHi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?β A pie where there isnβt pastry on the bottom isnβt a pie. Itβs soup with a hat. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.