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Funny pools quotes

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I'm looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app. - 5 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery. - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Glory hole but for forehead kisses. - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Is Mercury in reggaeton? - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.
TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier. - 9 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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