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  • Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals”

  • I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

    Commentary:
    “Well, who doesn’t want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife”

  • If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling useless? Just remember, even pools have bathrooms for those who need to make a splash in more ways than one! 🚽💦 #LifeLessons”

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