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Funny pools quotes

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

3 months ago

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

3 months ago

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

3 months ago