Funny pools quotes

Funny pools quotes dive right into the splashy side of life πŸ’¦πŸ˜„ Whether you’re lounging poolside or perfecting your cannonball, these witty lines add extra ripple to your day πŸŒžπŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ Get ready to laugh, relax, and make a splash with humor that’s as refreshing as a cool dip on a hot day! πŸŒ΄πŸ˜‚ #PoolVibes #StayCool

Funny pools quotes - Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Commentary:
"Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? πŸ˜‚πŸ’πŸ¦Ž Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care πŸžοΈπŸ› #GollumGoals"

Funny pools quotes - I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚀🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"