If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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I’ve disappointed better people.