I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?