34 Funny power quotes — Wordgag ツ

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Jan 26, 2025

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Jan 26, 2025

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Jan 26, 2025

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Jan 25, 2025

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Jan 24, 2025

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Jan 23, 2025

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Jan 23, 2025

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Jan 23, 2025

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Jan 22, 2025

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Jan 21, 2025

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Jan 21, 2025

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Jan 20, 2025

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Jan 20, 2025

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Jan 20, 2025