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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?
If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?
Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.
With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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5 months ago
Share →: Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you can chew on a power line? ⚡☕ Just don't forget to floss those sparks away! 😉 #ElectrifyingEnergy #PowerToThePeople"
5 months ago
Share →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Commentary:
"Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️‍♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"
5 months ago
Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Commentary:
"Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I'll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you've got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁‍♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889"
5 months ago
Share →: So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Commentary:
"No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! 💰💼😂 #CorruptAndWilling"
5 months ago
Share →: It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking the stairs to a whole new level! 🚶‍♂️🔋 Escalator: 1, Us: 0 ⚡️ Just when you thought you could take a break… 😅 #PowerCutProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Commentary:
"Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen 🚀🏠 #HomeSweetFission"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Commentary:
Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"
5 months ago
Share →: Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Commentary:
"Looks like we'll have to sacrifice cool air for octo-fingered folks! 🌬️🖐️🌀 Who knew the key to unlocking extra digits lied in our air conditioning units? 😄 #ACvsOctoFingers"