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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.