44 funny power quotes - Wordgag

I turn off the lights so there’s more power for the data centres.

May 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

May 30, 2026

You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

May 29, 2026

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

May 29, 2026

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

May 29, 2026

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

May 29, 2026

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

May 28, 2026

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

May 28, 2026

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

May 27, 2026

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

May 27, 2026

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

May 27, 2026

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

May 26, 2026

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

May 26, 2026

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

May 25, 2026

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

May 25, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

May 25, 2026

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

May 24, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

May 24, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

May 24, 2026

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

May 24, 2026

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

May 24, 2026

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

May 23, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

May 23, 2026

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

May 23, 2026

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

May 23, 2026

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

May 23, 2026

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

May 23, 2026

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

May 22, 2026

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

May 22, 2026

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

May 21, 2026

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

May 21, 2026

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

May 21, 2026

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

May 21, 2026

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

May 21, 2026

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

May 20, 2026

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

May 20, 2026

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

May 20, 2026

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

May 20, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

May 19, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

May 19, 2026