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That's my way of contributing to the virtual world—saving watts to power up the cat memes! 😂💡🐱
44 Funny power quotes
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.
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"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"
You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.
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Trying to outsmart me, huh? Good luck, I'm still trying to outsmart my autocorrect! 😜📚💡
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. 💁♀️🦸♀️🦹♀️
Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.
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When you realize that on Thanksgiving, you're the turkey, and it's a power struggle with the cranberry sauce 🦃💪😂
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
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Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄
With great power comes a huge electric bill.
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So that's why superheroes are always flying around saving the planet—they're trying to avoid paying the utility bill! ⚡💸🤣
Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.
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Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”
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Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂