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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Just shared via Telegram:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Spotted on WeChat:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Trending via Discord:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Just shared via Messenger:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Just landed via WeChat:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Trending via Telegram:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Just landed via Telegram:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny prices quotes

Funny prices quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those jaw-dropping tags 💸😂 Whether you’re bargain hunting or just shocked by the cost of your favorite things, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to shopping woes 🛍️🤣 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even save a few bucks with some hilarious takes on the price game! 💰😜

New funny prices quotes 👇

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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1 month ago

ahead, change, dollar, Dollar Tree, humor, joke, just, name, need, price, prices, shopping, store, tree, unexpected, unexpected price
If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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2 months ago

automation, cashier, cashiers, consumer, consumer price, debate, economy, living, living wage, paying, price, prices, retail, self-checkout, wage, wage debate, why
Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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2 months ago

changing, dollar, Dollar Tree, due, fiddy, humor, inflation, money, name, price, prices, retail, rising, rising price, shopping, tree, Tree Fiddy
Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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2 months ago

airport, cost, everything, humor, just, me, observation, prices, shopping
A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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2 months ago

estate, haunted, house, humor, listing, listing price, me, price, prices, real, real estate, scare
There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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2 months ago

attack, dream, expenses, having, homeownership, house, humor, i, own, prices, reality
Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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3 months ago

actually, entertainment, hear, humor, increase, keep, me, movie, price, price increase, prices, service, streaming, streaming service, subscription, want, watch
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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5 months ago

blame, cemetery, confused, confusion, cost, cost of living, death, expense, funeral, humor, inflation, joke, living, price, prices, raise

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13 shares on Pinterest this month:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

21 shares on X this month:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

48 shares on Threads this month:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

74 shares on X this month:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Seen just now on Facebook:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Going viral on X:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Making waves on Instagram:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Going viral on TikTok:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

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