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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Commentary:
"Who needs ghosts when you've got real estate prices haunting you like a specter? 👻💸 Better bring some holy water and a good mortgage deal when house-hunting! 🏠💰"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged estate, haunted, house, humor, listing, listing price, me, price, prices, real, real estate, scare on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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