If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! π€πΈπ Related funny posts π€ Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful. Why are plane tickets so expensive? Youβre going that way anyway, just give me a ride. I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. Iβm never using self-checkout again.