Funny real estate quotes

There are so many people going to hell. I'm thinking of investing in some property there.

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025