Funny real estate quotes

• There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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• You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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  1 month ago

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• They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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• So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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• We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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• A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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• Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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• Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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  2 months ago

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