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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged decision, estate, find out, house, humor, landlord, real, real estate, sell, take, think, timing on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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