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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

3 months ago

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

3 months ago

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

3 months ago

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

3 months ago

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

3 months ago

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

3 months ago

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

3 months ago

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

3 months ago

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

3 months ago

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

3 months ago

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

3 months ago

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

3 months ago

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

3 months ago

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

3 months ago

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

3 months ago

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

3 months ago

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

3 months ago