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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Commentary:
"Who knew that hill-walking could be mistaken for an emergency cardio workout? 🚑 Next time, maybe we'll add a fake oxygen tank for dramatic effect! 💨 #WalkingTales"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 911, breathe, call, ever, exercise, hand, hill, quieter, raise, relatable, strangers, tried, walking on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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