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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.