Funny relocation quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don't you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

  Commentary:
  "If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you've got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth"

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