Funny relocation quotes

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  5 days ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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  1 month ago

  city, different, here, hours, humor, i, living, myself, observation, relocation, said, travel

• The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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  1 month ago

  back, borrowing, city, debt, finance, having, humor, money, move, new, new city, pay, payback, relocation, worst

• If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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  1 month ago

  around, broke, friendship, humor, i, lottery, me, mean, money, move, neighborhood, relocation, truly, wealth, wealthy, win

• Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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  4 months ago

  event, experience, experiences, human, human experience, moving, relocation, stressful, stressful event, worst, worst experience

• The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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  5 months ago

  barrier, Finland, humor, job, language, language barrier, me, moving, only, relocation, thing

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