βI could see myself living here,β I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! ππ βοΈ" Related funny posts π€ Iβve said it before and Iβll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time Iβm looking out my window to see what they are doing. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. Iβm like a candle: Iβm cute, I smell nice, and thereβs a pretty good chance Iβll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.