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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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