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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Aura is the real business card.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Just landed via Facebook:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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