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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Making waves on Telegram:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Breaking via Threads:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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