16 Funny sea quotes

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  1 month ago

  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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  2 months ago

  always, commitment, commitment issue, dating, distant, emotionally, emotionally distant, eye, fish, got, humor, issue, issues, people, relationship, salmon, say, sea, specific

• I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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  2 months ago

  cool, even, frustration, humor, i, ID, joke, know, landlubber, life, lose, losing, losing cool, me, nautical, sailor, sailor joke, sarcastic, sea, sea life

• That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, gap, humor, i, job, lost, resume, sailing, sea

• The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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  2 months ago

  geography, Gulf, humor, Mexico, naming, ocean, sea, Señor, wordplay

• To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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  2 months ago

  dance, food, fun, Himalayan, humor, parody, salt, sea, sea salt, song, tune

• 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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  2 months ago

  90, exploration, fast, fast food, food, humor, joke, McDonald’s, means, ocean, restaurant, sea, underwater, unexplored

• Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, am, email, escape, filled, funny response, humor, i, making, message, pockets, procrastination, response, sea, stones, thanks, unfortunately

• Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, death, environment, humor, Kardashian, kim, Kim Kardashian, plastic, sea

• Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal name, doggy, humor, joke, lion, name, sea, sea lion, soggy, soggy doggy, wordplay

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