15 Funny sea quotes — Wordgag ツ

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

4 months ago4 months ago

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Feb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Jan 28, 2025

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Jan 27, 2025

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Jan 26, 2025

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Jan 24, 2025

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Jan 23, 2025

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Jan 23, 2025

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Jan 22, 2025

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Jan 22, 2025

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Jan 21, 2025

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Jan 20, 2025

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Jan 20, 2025