16 funny sea quotes - Wordgag ツ

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Feb 2, 2026

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Feb 1, 2026

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Jan 31, 2026

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Jan 30, 2026

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Jan 30, 2026

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Jan 29, 2026

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Jan 28, 2026

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Jan 23, 2026

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Jan 22, 2026

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Jan 21, 2026

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Jan 21, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Jan 21, 2026

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Jan 21, 2026

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Jan 20, 2026

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Jan 20, 2026

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Jan 20, 2026