14 Funny sea quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

  Commentary:
  "Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣‍♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

  Commentary:
  🌊🤠 "The Gulf of Mexico missed a golden opportunity with such a catchy name as 'Sea Señor'! I can just picture it now: waves tipping their hats as they roll in, shouting '¡Hola, Señor!' 😄🎩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

  Commentary:
  🎶 "Everybody dance now, to the rhythm of Himalayan Sea Salt! 💃🧂 Let those taste buds groove to the exotic beats of minerals from the highest peaks! 🏔️🌊 Who knew salt could be so fancy and fabulous? Just sprinkle a little hipness into your dishes and turn your kitchen into a culinary dance party! 🎉🍽️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… 🌊🍟🍔 Who knew the real treasure in the deep sea might be a secret underwater drive-thru? 🤔 Explorers, pack your scuba gear and let's search for that elusive McFish! 🏊‍♂️🔍 Just remember to check for saltwater pickles on your seaweed burger! 🤣 #McOceanDiscovery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

  Commentary:
  "I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

  Commentary:
  "Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

  Commentary:
  "Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? 🌊🦁🐶 #SoggyDoggies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

  Commentary:
  🌕🍕 "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. 🌊🦑 When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray." 😂 Looks like love and sea creatures have more in common than we thought! Just be careful where you swim… and what you swim with!

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