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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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