Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!” My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send. Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian. Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian. I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.