Funny separation quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

  Commentary:
  "Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷‍♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

  Commentary:
  🎨 When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour 🍬😜 It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! 🦄🖌️ #ArtisticDilemmas

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

  Commentary:
  "Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize that your life motto is 'snack first, awkward encounter later' 🍕😅 Embrace the awkwardness and always carry a stash of snacks for those cringe-worthy moments!" 🥨🤪

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