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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

1 month ago

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

3 months ago

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

3 months ago

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

3 months ago