My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Commentary:
“When you realize that your life motto is ‘snack first, awkward encounter later’ 🍕😅 Embrace the awkwardness and always carry a stash of snacks for those cringe-worthy moments!” 🥨🤪

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