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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, โ€œNot tonight, buddy.โ€

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Maybe in another life, Iโ€™m a spoiled nepo baby โ€” jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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When someone tells me โ€œThey could care lessโ€, instead of the proper โ€œI couldnโ€™t care lessโ€, I always say โ€œAt least you care.โ€

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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There arenโ€™t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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๐ŸŽจ When the artist is sweeter than a candy store but their art leaves you feeling sour ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ˜œ It's like getting a hug from a unicorn with bad breath – you appreciate the gesture, but maybe keep your distance from the masterpiece! ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ #ArtisticDilemmas



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