18 Funny sharing quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

  Commentary:
  "Posting on social media: the fine art of oversharing while simultaneously regretting it 🙈📱 Who needs reality TV when you can watch your own life unfold in public? 😂 #SocialMediaStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

  Commentary:
  "Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

  Commentary:
  "Sharing fries is the ultimate test of friendship…unless you're the one constantly giving up your delicious, golden treasures to "former friends." 🍟😂 Remember, friends don't let friends steal their fries!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

  Commentary:
  "Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the perfect recipe for turning a personal dilemma into a group project! 🤣🔊 Who needs privacy and personal space when you can turn your struggles into a full-on production for all to enjoy? Just remember, sharing is caring… or something like that! #AwkwardlyPublicStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! 🍎🤣 That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! 🍔😋 #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation

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