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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
29 Funny sharing quotes
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇
Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.
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Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂
I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.
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"Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"
People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.
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And here I thought I had finally achieved time travel! 🚀😂 #AheadOfTheGame
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸
People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.
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You gotta appreciate those anti-pickle heroes—saving the world from a pickle overflow, one sandwich at a time! 🥒😂
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
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My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱